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Asunto: Îáó÷åíèå&rv
Para: SPAM-MAPS
Fecha: Jueves, 27 Mayo 2004 06:31:47 +100


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ïðèáûëü
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ñ åãî ýêñïëóàòàöèåé
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CONFIDENTIAL.


2 Adefobi Street,
Ikoyi Island,
Lagos.
Alternative Email Address:
[SPAM-MAPS]
IFAXNUMBER:[SPAM-MAPS]





ATTN:

FROM:ENGR.DANIEL. AKANDE.

ATT:

I would like to firstly send to you the best wishes of good health
and success in your pursuits particularly through my proposal as
contained in this letter.
Before going into details of my proposal to you, I must first
implore you to treat with the utmost confidentiality as this is
required for its success and to have faith in this transaction,for
opportunities like this only comes to one once in a life time.
My colleagues and I are senior officials of the Federal Government
of my country's Contracts Review Panel (CRP) who are interested in
diverting some funds that are presently floating in the accounts
of the Apex Bank of my country.In order to commence this
transaction, we solicit for your assistance to enable us transfer
into your nominated account the said floating funds. We are
determined to conclude the transfer before the end of this quarter
of 2004.


The source of the funds are as follows: During the last military
regime in my country,government officials set up companies and
awarded themselves contracts that were grossly over-invoiced in
various ministries and parastatals.The present civilian
government set up the Contract Review Panel, which has the
mandate to use the instruments of payments made available to it
by the decree setting up the panel, to review these contracts and
if necessary pay those who are being owed outstanding amounts.
My colleagues and I have identified quite a huge sum of these
funds which are presently floating in our (Apex) Central Bank
ready for disbursement and would like to divert some of it for our
own purposes. However, by virtue of our positions as civil
servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire these funds
in our names or in the names of companies that are based in my
country. I have therefore been mandated,as a matter of trust by my
colleagues in the panel, to look for a reliable overseas partner
into whose account we can transfer the sum of U.S.$20,500,000.00
(Twenty million, five hundred thousand U.S. dollars).That is why I
am seeking your assistance. We have agreed to share the money to
be transferred into your account, if you agree with our
proposition as follows;


(i)25% to the account owner(you).
(ii)65% for us (the panel officials).
(iii)10% to be used in settling all expenses (by both
you and us) incidental to the actualization of this project.


We wish to invest our share of the proceeds of this project in
foreign stock markets and other viable business till we are ready
and able to have access to them without raising any eyebrows here
at home. Please note that this transaction is 100% safe and risk-
free.
We intend to effect the transfer within fourteen (14)banking days
from the date of receipt of the following information through the
ifax number stated above:Your company's name,address,telephone and
fax numbers we will use your company’s name to apply for the
payment and backdate the award of the contract in favour of your
company. We are looking forward to doing this transaction with you
and we solicit for your utmost confidentiality in this
transaction.
I will bring you into a more detailed picture of this transaction
when I hear from you.OR my alternative email
address:[SPAM-MAPS]


Best regards,

ENGR DANIEL.AKANDE.

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From: [SPAM-MAPS]
Re: PARTNER NEEDED.(ENGR.SUNNY ONOSIGHO)
For: [SPAM-MAPS]
Date: Friday, 14 May 2004 01:43:53 +100


CONFIDENTIAL.


2 Adefobi Street,
Ikoyi Island,
Lagos.
Alternative Email Address:
[SPAM-MAPS]


ATTN:THE PRESIDENT/CEO

FROM:ENGR.SUNNY ONOSIGHO.

ATT:

I would like to firstly send to you the best wishes of good health and success in your pursuits particularly through my proposal as contained in this letter.

Before going into details of my proposal to you, I must first implore you to treat with the utmost confidentiality as this is required for its success and to have faith in this transaction,for opportunities
like this only comes to one once in a life time.

My colleagues and I are senior officials of the Federal Government of my country's Contracts Review Panel (CRP) who are interested in diverting some funds that are presently floating in the accounts of the Apex Bank of my country.In order to commence this transaction, we solicit for your assistance to enable us transfer into your nominated account the said floating funds. We are determined to conclude the transfer before the end of this quarter of 2004.

The source of the funds are as follows: During the last military regime in my country,government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts that were grossly over-invoiced in various ministries and parastatals.The present civilian government set up the Contract Review Panel, which has the mandate to use the instruments of payments made available to it by the decree setting up the panel, to review these contracts and if necessary pay those who are being owed outstanding amounts.

My colleagues and I have identified quite a huge sum of these funds which are presently floating in our (Apex) Central Bank ready for disbursement and would like to divert some of it for our own purposes. However, by virtue of our positions as civil servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire these funds in our names or in the names of companies that are based in my country. I have therefore been mandated,as a matter of trust by my colleagues in the panel, to look for a reliable overseas partner into whose account we can transfer the sum of U.S.$20,500,000.00 (Twenty million, five hundred thousand U.S. dollars).That is why I am seeking your assistance. We have agreed to share the money to be transferred into your account, if you agree with our proposition as follows;

(i)25% to the account owner(you).
(ii)65% for us (the panel officials).
(iii)10% to be used in settling all expenses (by both
you and us) incidental to the actualization of this project.

We wish to invest our share of the proceeds of this project in foreign stock markets and other viable business till we are ready and able to have access to them without raising any eyebrows here at home. Please note that this transaction is 100% safe and risk-free.
We intend to effect the transfer within fourteen (14)banking days from the date of receipt of the following information through the ifax number stated above:Your company's name,address,telephone and fax numbers we will use your company’s name to apply for the payment and backdate the award of the contract in favour of your company. We are looking forward to doing this transaction with you and we solicit for your utmost confidentiality in this transaction.

I will bring you into a more detailed picture of this transaction when I hear from you.OR my alternative email address: [SPAM-MAPS]

Best regards,

ENGR.SUNNY ONOSIGHO.

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From: [SPAM-MAPS]
Re: FRIEND
For: [SPAM-MAPS]
Date: Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:02:30 +100


CHIEF AUDITOR ECOWAS OFFICE.
ECOWAS BUILDING.
ABUJA NIGERIA
DEAR SIR,
Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a urprise and if
it might offend you without your prior consent and writing through this
channel.
I am MR Collins GABU, CHIEF AUDITOR IN THE ACCRA BRANCH OF THE (ECONOMIC
ORGANISATION OF THE WEST AFRICAN STATES)ECOWAS.I got your information when
I was searching for a reliable,honest and trustworthy person to entrust
this business with.I was simply
inspired and motivated to pick your contact from the many names and lists
in the web site. I wish to transfer the sum o$14,300,000.00 USD (Fourteen
Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only.)into your personal
or company`s bank account.This fund was a residue of the over invoiced contract
bills awarded by THE ECOWAS to some foreign firms to supply some foods/Industrial
Contract to the sierra leone government during there civil war.
This DEAL was deliberately hatched out and carefully protected with all
the attendant lope holes sealed off.As the chief auditor,I have the
cooperation and mandate of the Financial Director and the Secretary. It
was my consensus to seek the assistance of a willing foreigner to provide
us with the
facilities to transfer this money out of West Africa.This is borne out of
our beleive
in the non-stable and sporous political nature of this sub-region.
The original contractors have been duely paid by the (Central Bank of the
West African States)This balance is suspended in
the escrow accounts awaiting claims by any foreign company of our
choice.I intend to pay out this fund now as the organisation is winding
up its activities. Based on the laws and ethics of employment,we as civil
servants working under this organisation, are not allowed to operate a
foreign account.
This is the more reason why we needed your assistance to provide
an account that can sustain this fund for safe keeping and our future
investment with your comprehensive advise,assistance and partnership in
your country.
I have however agreed,as the account owner in this deal to allow you 20%
of the entire sum as compensation,why 70% will be held on trust for me while
10% will be used to defray any incidental
charges and cost if any,during the course of the transactions.
This transaction will be successfully concluded within 5-7 days if you
accord us your unalloyed and due cooperation.You should provide the followings.
THE NAME OF YOUR BANK,ITS ADDRESS WITH TEL,FAX AND TELEX NUMBERS. THE ACCOUNT
NUMBER THE COMPLETE MAILING ADRRESS OF THE BENEFICIARY WITH TELEPHONE AND
FAX NUMBERS.
Upon the receipt of this informations,the certificate of job completion
of one of the contracts will be issued in your favour for the transfering
of the fund to your nominated account without delay.As with the case of
all organised (sensitive)and conspired DEALS,we solicit for your unreserved
confidentiality and utmost secret in this business.We hope to retire
peacefully and lead a honourable business life afterwards.There are no risks
involved.
With regards.
Mr,Collins GABU.
NOTE THAT WITH THE TRUST I HAVE IN YOU I STILL PERMIT YOU TO RECOMMEND ANY
PERSON OF YOUR CHOICE IF YOU ARE CAPABLE TO TRANSACT THIS DEAL WITH ME.

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